Call Off the Dogs
Okay. Color me slacker. I’ve gotten myself into this wonderful blog challenge/shitstorm with the help of the wonderful and talented Brandon Schory. This should mean blog posts begin to appear more than once every 30 days like a credit card bill. Here’s the deal:
The Agreement:
When anyone adds a new post to their blog, above and beyond whatever post debt they may have accrued, all others will endeavor to update their blog within 24 hours of the initial post. Auto-generated posts pulling from twitter do not count towards the agreement. Leniency will be provided in case something comes up of course, but try to do your best to be prompt. Failure to update without good reason may result in us calling you names or insulting your mother. You have been warned.
What would a crazy endeavor like this be without some partners in crime? Check out my fellow combatants - I mean… bloggers.
Brandon Schory - Extant Musings
Dave Halperin - Independent Thought Alarm
Ian Muller - Aberro Specus
Rachel Ober - Rachel’s Blog
Tom Quinn - Time With Tom
Jaco Vermeulen - Jaco’s Random Writings
So I sort of slacked my first day. Let’s be realistic here. There’s only one thing in my life that is never late, and that’s only because husband-face would become the Almighty Splody Brain were this to fall into the same category as everything else. I pay bills late… I write 15-page papers in the 10-hour window before the drop-dead date. I’m procrastimus maximus.
But remember that line in the agreement? The line about what happens to bastard slackers? Oh, it’s in full effect. Observe…
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bschory@SocioTom I bet @MrsCnc has been busy fishing Jaws from the toilet. All the poor thing is saying is “blog and I’ll stop”! #blogenningfail
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SocioTom@MrsCnC Man, Indie doesn’t have a hat or a mom that blogs on time. That must be one sad kitty.#bloggeningfail
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rachelober@MrsCnC Getting in on the action. C’mon, it’s the first one!!! #blogenningfail
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bschory@MrsCnC You cannot disobey the cute, now can you?
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bschory@MrsCnC Do you hear that mewing in the background? That’s Jawsie and Indie whimpering “please blog mommy, you’re making us sad”.
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ravnos@MrsCnC I believe insults involving your personal hygiene and mother are in order… #blogenningfail
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FlyingJaco@MrsCnC and here I thought I was running late. You’re making me look good #blogenningfail
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SocioTom@MrsCnC Hey, I feel like we’re missing something. But what could we possibly be missing…?#blogenningfail
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bschory@MrsCnC Your mother is a hamster!#blogenningfail
Ha Ha!! This is what happens when you fsck with The Enforcers 
Onwards to bloggy glory
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