Ponyo and Saturday Morning Cartoons and Adulthood and Drugs
Our recent trip to the movie theatre to see Miyuzaki’s newest flick “Ponyo” has restarted a conversation that began back in July concerning what kids watch growing up, and why everyone is now on psychotropic drugs. Bear with me, it’s going to be a rough ride. First, a review of Ponyo.
Ponyo, the story of a tiny little fish person who becomes friends with a human boy named Sosuke, is the latest movie from the creator of Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, and (my personal favorite) Howl’s Moving Castle. Miyuzaki is known for his whimsical stories, and Ponyo was no exception to his signature style. It was great!
The first thing to know about going to see a Miyuzaki movie is that, if you are over the age of say… six… you should be high. Very, very high. Dangerously inebriated, even. Actually, picture the kind of drug saturation that typically results in thinking for the rest of your life that you’re a glass of OJ and that you’ll die if you tip over. Miyuzaki movies make very little sense to anyone who believes in the laws of gravity or chronology. If you can let go of those few trifles, you’re in for a treat. Ponyo is not the best animation I’ve ever seen, much less the most creative story, but it was still beautiful and fun. It’s a strange mix of ecological morality tale and strange child-like love story. At moments during the story, mainly when Ponyo turns into something resembling a chicken while running on the heads of magically-created fish that are the result of an unfortunate spill of rainbow-colored magic potions, you begin to think that maybe the girl at the concession stand put a tab or two of acid in the bottom of your tank of Sierra Mist. Don’t worry. You’re not in fact drugged (although as I mentioned before, it would be helpful.) This is just the way Miyuzaki does things. Style points!
During the movie of course, the grade school crowd stared at the multi-colored screen with rapt attention, completely accepting of the fact that a fish turned into a little girl and that toy boats turn into real boats, and that love really can turn you into something beautiful (it’s a long story…) They have no problem with the fact that reality checks out, and they let the spectacle of sparklies and craziness happen. They’re used to it, because of course all of their Saturday morning animated entertainment is equally as psychedelic and ridiculous.
So here’s the conversation Ed and I had after watching a morning of Saturday shows with his small cousins in Michigan… why are we surprised when small children who are raised on a diet of bombastic shows with no tether on reality, then grow up to smoke dope and drop acid and drink heavily?
After seeing a few hours of children’s programming, the two-bit armchair psych theory is this: Children, after formative years filled with the magical and impossible, grow into adults who desire these things in a world that is, for the most part, as bleak as gravel and sawdust. We go to offices every day that have beige printers, beige desks, beige eco-friendly recycled copy paper, bare whiteboards and grey, pitiful coffee that is not hot. Superheroes do not burst through brick walls and save boobular double-crossing evil-guy-groupies. Telekinetic-monkey-spiral-galaxy-invaders with robot arms do not try to steal platinum cockroaches from high schools filled with kids with x-men powers. (Hey, it’s pretty close to what we saw. I can’t remember the title. I just remember that it was electric colored and had spanish accents.) When none of these things happen at our dogshit-boring offices, in effect the world has welshed on the bet it made with us when we were knee-high to a midget and were being pickled with visions of two-dimensional splendor and jiggly men in red suits who brought us the items of our wildest desire.
So most adults do drugs. Heavily. And we drink. Heavily. It’s actually surprising in a way that office-dwellers don’t unanimously live in a Brave New Worldish chemical stupor from 5:15pm on Friday until they crack the door to their office the following Monday morning. It’s only a matter of our Freudian super-ego telling us to cut the shit and play the game that keeps us to three or four martinis and a hugging date with our toilets at 3am on Saturday, so we can recover sufficiently on Sunday to be reasonably functional for the start of a new negative feedback loop on Monday morning.
Could it be that if we were fed something a little more tame in our formative years, we might not spend our adult years (not to mention millions of dollars of dispensable income) trying to replace the euphoria of our youth? I don’t know, but I’d like to think so.
